Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.