Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!