Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

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What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

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Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!