Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Because he is a little shellfish.

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There's nothing Dubai.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.