Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

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What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.