Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)