What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!