What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

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What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl