Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What can you find on neckbeard bread?

M'old.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.