How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.