How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."