Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos