How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

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What do you call women who are faster than me?

Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice already

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.