Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

What do you call a 350 pound stripper?

Broke

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What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.