Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.