Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.