They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
Too many turnovers!
Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
It had beef.