What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Hundred Jokes More Hundred Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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What's the worlds strongest animal?

A 'buff'alo

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!