What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.