Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding