Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"