Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".