Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.