Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?

Voldetort.

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Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!