Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"