Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.