Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.