Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"