Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL