How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

How can you make seven even?

How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

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What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Nuclear Engineer Jokes More Nuclear Engineer Jokes

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake