How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

Why, afraid of seven, five is?

Because six seven eight.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

Nuclear Engineer Jokes More Nuclear Engineer Jokes

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake