Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.