Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

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How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in