Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.