Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...