Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Previous Random Joke Next

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Whey Jokes More Whey Jokes

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.

Protein Jokes More Protein Jokes

Why are proteins so cranky?

Because they're made of a mean ol' acids.

What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )

Loner Jokes More Loner Jokes

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.