Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything