Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion