Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.