Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!