Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.