Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Previous Random Joke Next

Admit Jokes More Admit Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

De Nile Jokes More De Nile Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Egyptian Crocodile Jokes More Egyptian Crocodile Jokes

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.