What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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None attended the University of Miami.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

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It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile