Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot