Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

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Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.