Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.