Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!