Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....