Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

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Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!