Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena