What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

Nestle Jokes More Nestle Jokes

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena